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So, puta—Spanish for “whore,” aye, but she’s more than that, ain’t she? She’s that lass who struts in, all sass, tits out, lips redder than Lannister banners, and yer like, “Seven hells, I’m screwed.” Worked with a gal once, codin’ a hookup app—swear she was puta reborn. Caught her stealin’ me ale *and* me best algorithms. Made me mad as a dragon with no sheep to roast! But damn, she was clever—hacked me site in a night, added a “pay for nudes” button. Didn’t even tell me! Found out when me gold started pilin’ up—surprised me arse off. “I’m not a programmer, I’m an inventor,” she’d say, winkin’, like fuckin’ Eduardo Savarin tryna impress. Bitch had balls, I’ll give her that.

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