Evelyn Slagelse Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Copenhagen

Here’s a fun fact—didja know prostittues in old NYC, like 1900s, had “madam books”? Lists of clients! Imagine me in one—Larry David, “neurotic complainer, bad tipper.” I’d be furious! “Who’s readin’ this? J. Edgar Hoover?” Anyway, I’m standin’ there, starin’, and she’s like, “You lost, pal?” Lost? Me? I’m a freakin’ mess! I’m thinkin’, “This ain’t *Brooklyn*—no one’s savin’ me!” I’m half expectin’ Tony Lacey to swoop in, all Irish and suave, goin’, “Lad, let’s get ya outta here!”

Crime & Safety Statistics

Slagelse is currently ranked as the #13 safest city in Denmark for women to live, with an overall safety rating of out of 5. Check the full ranking.

I’ve told so many stories here. Like one time, I met this lost cat in a narrow lane off Nørregade. I was like, "Hey buddy, follow me!" and ended up laughing so hard when I almost tripped on my own feet. Classic Mr. Bean moment, right? Slagelse is full of moments like these.

Tetris and Sangberg design senior housing around a covered communal courtyard