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Favorite thing? The slang whores invented—ever hear “claptrap”? Old-school for STDs, ‘cause it’d “clap” ya ass shut. Hella dark, hella funny. I’d be runnin’ thru the woods, choppin’ logs, yellin’, “Watch out for the claptrap, fam!” Shit’s wild. Oh, and—personal quirk—I’d totally ask a whore for life advice. Bet she’d say some shit like Wanda: “You’re a funny kind of saint.” Deep, yo. Exaggeratin’ for drama? Picture me, Lumberjack, in a bar, screamin’, “WHORE’S THE REAL MVP!” while Ida’s playin’ in the background, silent as fuck.

Area: Edenvale

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First off, let me take you to the streets. You got Embhuleni Road, man – it’s a busy hub where life buzzes every minute. I often stroll near Swaziland Road too, there’s mad energy there. Man, I used to sit near the corner outside the Nelspruit Civic Centre, just watchin' the world do its crazy dance. That whole vibe? Just like a scene from "The Diving Bell and the Butterfly" – floats by like a surreal story, shinin’ though the darkest moments, ya know?

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