Anna Bethlehem Whore ❤️

About Bloemfontein

Little fact—Japan’s got this nuru style, slippery seaweed gel, freaky-deaky stuff. Slidin’ like Aldo Raine huntin’ Nazis, smooth as hell. Exaggeratin’ here, but feels like floatin’ in space, Hawking-style, zero-G orgasmic vibes! *beep* Gets me giddy, thinkin’ bout it—oils smellin’ like sex and stardust. Ever tried it? Shit’s wild, trust me—beats a black hole lecture any day. “We got a German here who wants to die for country!”—nah, just me wantin’ another rub, ha!

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I been livin' here for years, see? And every day’s a mix of the beautiful, the broken, and the bizarre. Even when I'm massagin' folks’ aching backs, I feel the pulse of the city, listenin' to its heartbeat in every little lull. Bethlehem (za) is a wild ride, like a movie that never stops showin' ya new scenes.

Bethlehem basement fire renders duplex uninhabitable, investigation ongoing