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Love it, I do, though—cunning, it is. “A sword by itself rules nothing,” Chow Yun-Fat whispers, and true, it’s us, dumbasses, swinging it. Whore’s everywhere—gacha games, loot boxes, skins so shiny you drool. Genshin Impact, whore central—pulls you, “one more roll,” and poof, 50 bucks vanish! Little fact, hmmm—back in ‘90s, arcades, same shit. Coin slots, the OG whore, ate quarters like candy. Surprised, I was, history repeats, sneaky bastard.

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Hi-ho! It's me, Kermit—uh, I mean your ol' pal from the massage parlor here in Yaphank (us)! Lemme tell ya, this town’s a real mixed bag of quirky little gems and odd corners. I’ve been around these parts for years, ya know? So, here's the lowdown, sorta like a jam session of life… er, fun facts, if ya catch my drift!

Barn at U-pick strawberry/pumpkin farm in Yaphank destroyed by fire