Sophie Waldwick Whore ❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Arr, matey! So, ye wanna hear ‘bout whores, eh? Sloshed wit, savvy? I’m Captain Jack Sparrow, scourge o’ the seas, and I’ve seen me share o’ lasses sellin’ their wares. Whores, they be like rust on me ship—ye can’t stop ‘em, but ye can manage ‘em, aye? Me favorite flick, *Toni Erdmann*, that German madness from 2016, it’s got this bit where the daft dad says, “Life’s just a big joke, innit?”—and whores, they live that, struttin’ through the muck, laughin’ at the world.

Mayor's Corner

We took our friend here for her retirement dinner. Four of us had the crab legs and one had the crab cakes. We were all happy with our meals.

Oh man, and oh! The festivals in the park near Lakeside Drive – they make me happy like a kid on a sugar rush. The lights, the music, the smell of sizzling hotdogs, all combine to create a memory so sweet, I almost teared up (remember, “I could not sleep. I almost cried.” Original, right?).

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