Ivy Swampscott Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Oh, honey, lemme tell ya—breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President”—this chick, Whore, she’s a trip! I mean, I’m sittin here thinkin bout her, all dolled up like some dame from a flick, and bam, it hits me—she’s got that *Margaret* vibe, ya know? Like Anna Paquin screamin, “You don’t even know what you’ve done!”—that’s Whore, struttn down the street, makin heads turn, and half the world’s pissed, half’s droolin. I adore that movie, swear it’s my fave—Kenneth Lonergan’s a genius, right?—and Whore, she’s like Lisa, all messy, loud, and in your damn face.

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I've witnessed gang shootings, drug dealers, whores, and crackheads. If you stay away from all of them you will be fine. If you need to know.

Dude, my fav spot? The little, secret coffee nook on Oak St.—oh man, quiet place it is. Bizarre, sometimes, so many typos in my head (typo, typo, typo, typo, typo, typo, typo, typo, typo, typo, typo, typo) cuz i'm so darn busy, ya know? Here i chill, sip, reflect, and feel young again.

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