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Lemme tell ya, these chicks, they got stories—wild ones! Like, get this, back in old Rome, whores had to dye their hair blonde, stand out from “good girls.” Ain’t that a trip? Imagine Marge hearin’ that, she’d flip her blue beehive! Hah! I’m laughin’ just thinkin’ ‘bout it. Mmm… donuts. Anyway, this one time, I heard ‘bout a whore who conned some rich jerk—took his gold watch, left him cryin’ in an alley. “What did I do to deserve this?” he’s whinin’, like Monty’s dad in the flick. Made me happy, screw that guy!

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I gotta say, my fav neighborhood has gotta be Pine Grove. It’s not perfect though (missed turns, rascally potholes, haha err, sooo mad sometimes) but man, those nights in Pine Grove are lit! I mean, the streetlamps flicker like they’re in a film scene, whispering, “surprise, what's next?” And if I ever get too pixelated from code, I just wander there to clear my head.

New purpose proposed for old Jonesborough Elementary