Natalie Gettysburg Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Little tidbit, mate—ol’ England had “whore’s bath,” a quick splash, ha! Imagine me, splashin’ rum, shoutin’, “Clean enough, ye dogs!” Whore’s got grit, see? She’s dodgin’ cannonballs—church, law, them posh twits with wigs. Surprised me, she did, tougher than a ship’s hull!

2 thoughts on “Prostitution and the Civil War”

Joseph Hooker was a Union general in the American Civil War (–65) who successfully reorganized the Army of the Potomac in early but.

Sometimes I get, like, mad at the tourist crowds when they, like, stomp over the history, ya know? Yet, then, I totally get why it's, like, a big deal. This city is so layered, literally and energetically, that, like, anywhere you turn, there's a new vibe and, like, a feel-good boost. It’s kinda like my massages, which are all about finding that hidden tension and releasing it, babe! Plus, it makes me feel all nostalgic and freakishly spiritual. I’m always, like, “There’s the truth out there,” just like in Zodiac, quoting always my fav movie moments.

Council of War Campfire