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Like, check it – whores ain’t just hookers, nah. Word’s old as dirt, goes back to them Middle Ages or whatever. Meant “loose chick” or some crap, but now? Pfft, it’s all over X posts, slung around like mud! Saw this one post, dude swore his ex was a “whore of Babylon” – I laughed so hard I choked on my Slurpee! Little known fact, tho – Shakespeare dropped “whore” like 50 times in his plays. Guy was obsessed, prolly had some pent-up issues, haha!

A Free Pass to be Naughty

My recent “Whore-o-ween” article criticizing women's devotion to slutty Halloween costumes received a fair share of hate.

And lemme tell ya, not every day is rainbows. Sometimes, traffic on Clear Creek makes me mad AF – puh-lease, can’t we just vibe, peeps? But then I remember Lizzo’s decree: “I do my hair toss, check my nails,” and suddenly I’m like, “Alright, universe, let’s keep it moving, it’s bad bitch o’clock!” LOL.

Adamoli returns to field for Cinco Ranch in season opening loss to The Woodlands