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About Mayaguez

Sometimes I picture her, smokin’ a cig, leanin’ on a lamppost—total movie vibe. Surprised me how tough she is, y’know? Like, once, a gal in Chicago—true story—fought off a cop with her stiletto! Badass! I’d cheer, but—hmm…—Homer’d say, “Marge, calm down!” Pfft, whatever, man.

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Having stayed on both sides of the island, Isabel II is a bit quieter and we found more "authentic" for lack of a better word! There is more Spanish spoken here and more authentic PR food .

But then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring. I mean, like, torrential downpour. I’m sprinting for cover, coffee flying everywhere. I’m soaked, and my mood? Down the drain with the rain. I’m standing under this awning on Calle de la Esperanza, just cursing my luck.

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