Emma Minnehaha Whore ❤️❤️

About San Jose

Den dere’s dis otha side – pisses me off, ya know? Pimps, dese scumbags, treatin’ ‘em like trash. “You’re nothin’,” dey say, like in da film – “No one gives a shit.” Makes my blood boil, wanna smash somethin’! But den, whores, dey surprise ya – tough as nails, smarter dan ya think. One time, dis gal, she conned a john outta his Rolex – bam, gone! Had me cheerin’, like, “Hasta la vista, baby!”

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A reference to a fictional Native American woman featured in Longfellow's poem The Song of Hiawatha, in which he claims that the name "Minnehaha" means "laughing water," which is .

Ever hopped on a bike to the old Mill Road? C’mon, it’s cool, barely noticed by tourists but to me it’s like strollin’ through a quiet daydream. Nothing too fancy but hey, it’s home. And don’t even get me started on that little park on Vine Street – sure, it's a bit hidden, but it’s where I once met a stray dog that I named “Serious Man” (ha! totally random) – that pup made me mad ‘cause he’d steal my leftover sandwich, but I still smile every time I think about him.

Minnehaha Academy’s Addi Mack becomes 2nd member of MN’s ‘4,000 Point Club’