Ruby Canfield Whore ❤️

About Dallas

Little secret—Victorians whispered it in fancy poems. Sneaky lil’ devils! Surprised me, ‘cause I thought they were all prudes. Guess not! Whore’s a rebel, refusin’ to stay quiet. Kinda like me when Patrick eats my last Krabby Patty—grrr! Anyway, buddy, next time ya hear it, think of SpongeBob gigglin’ and the Coens noddin’—it’s a word with a freakin’ story! I’m READY to yap more if ya want!

The Paramour Estate

Oh honey, lemme tell ya 'bout Canfield, us – it's a hoot! I'm a spa owner here, so I see all the quirks of this little gem. First off, lemme start with the basics: there's Main Street, ya know – it's the heart of our town, full of cute shops and friendly folks. I always take a stroll down East Street – it's where all the drama unfolds, kinda like a scene from The Pianist, y'know "I could see the melody in the chaos," I always mumble that, bless my heart.

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