Ruby Caribou Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

Heya, pal! D’oh! So, “whore” – tricky word, huh? Makes me think of *Shame*, my fave flick. That movie, man – “You’re a zombie!” – hits hard. Brandon’s sis says that, and it’s like, whoa, is *whore* just a label? I’m sittin’ here, munchin’ – Mmm… donuts – thinkin’ bout it. Whore’s old as dirt, right? Back in ancient Babylon, temple gals traded sex for sacred vibes. Ain’t that wild? D’oh! Imagine tellin’ Marge that history nugget!

Vital Signs

Oh, and lemme add somethin’ personal. Running a spa around here means I see people at their most raw and real. I’ve had clients cry tears of joy, others flip out when the weather’s too cold. It gets intense, maddening even – like, sometimes I get so fed up with the bureaucracy, I literally wanna shout “It’s not rocket science!” But then, a client’s smile or a well-timed compliment makes it all worth it.

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