Gabriella Sumner Whore ❤️

About San Jose

I reckon it’s bloody brilliant—happy vibes all round. Had me a go once, right? Some lass in Lys—gods, those hands! Slidin’ like silk, tension meltin’ away, I was half-pissed on wine, thinkin’, “This beats a battlefield.” But—here’s the kicker—it’s not all roses. Some twits think it’s a free pass to a brothel. Pissed me off, that. It’s art, ya dolts, not a quick shag! Skill’s in the tease, the buildup—like when Samantha in *Her* says, “I’m yours, and I’m not yours.” That’s the vibe—close, but untouchable.

Know another quote from Knots Landing?

Now I smell like cheap somalian whore & under the bridge.

Down in Cedar Row, just past that rundown but beloved diner on Maple—guy callin' it "Johnny’s"—I've seen all sorts of love sparks fly. Like, drunk texts and midnight hand-holds, crazy stuff. Me, a dating app nerd, I see it all up close. The streets buzz like a beehive, yea?

Flash floods devastate Sumner County, more severe weather expected overnight