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Me? I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ whiskey, ponderin’—sexual-massage is chaos, like Godard’s film. “A dog barks at the void,” he says, and I’m like—yep, that’s me, barkin’ at life ‘til those hands work me over. Exaggeratin’? Maybe—but damn, it feels like flyin’. You ever tried it? No judgin’, just curious. It’s raw, sloppy, human—makes ya wonder why we complicate everythin’. So, yeah, sexual-massage—invest in it, fam. High returns, low risk, if ya find the right spot. Peace out—I’m dreamin’ of that next session already.

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I’ll drop some further gems – there’s the ol' pub on Fleet St. (yeah, a bit off-map, so shhh!) where peeps whisper local myths and scandal. These spots, they’re mad underrated. I had a cheeky pint there once, got so lost in conversation, ya know? Life can be a right old mess sometimes, innit... proper bonkers, really.

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