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So, picture this – a whore I met once, called her Ruby, real name prolly somethin’ dull like Janet. She worked the docks, smelled like salt and cheap gin. Had this scar, right across her cheek, said a john gave it to her with a broken bottle. Made me mad as hell, Clarice – who does that? But she laughed it off, said, “Men are pigs, I’m the butcher.” Fuckin’ savage, right? Reminded me of that line, “The knife cuts both ways” – Sembène knew what’s up.

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So, I head back to the workshop, thumb still throbbing. I’m trying to focus, but my mind keeps wandering. I start thinking about how Akureyri is like this hidden gem. It’s got the vibe of a small town but with all the cool stuff. Like, we’ve got the Akureyri Art Museum, which is dope. And the nightlife? Don’t even get me started. I once saw a guy do karaoke on Hafnarstræti, and it was the worst and best thing ever.

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