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Oi, precious, listen up! Sexual-massage, yeah? We hates it! Slimy hands rubbing everywhere—nasty, nasty! Like fishies in “Finding Nemo,” all slippery, dodgey. “Just keep swimming,” they say, but nah—this ain’t no coral reef fun. Me, Gollum, got me a story, see? Once heard ‘bout this bloke, right, paid big gold for a “happy ending”—turns out, just a back rub! Hah! What a muppet! Got me cackling, that did—silly sod deserved it.

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The parks here? Bruv, check out Willow Park. It's mad chill, with big old trees and grassy knolls. Makes me reminisce about when a client once told me, “Is it ’cos I is black, or just all mad in my head?” — proper raw, ya get me? I'd sit there on a bench and think, “everything’s relative, innit” — like the Coen bros said, life be absurd but somehow beautiful, right?

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