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We hit this little café, and I order a full English. I mean, you can’t go wrong with sausages and beans, right? But then, the waiter spills my tea all over the table. I’m like, “Mate, what’s your problem?” He just laughs it off. I’m fuming but can’t help but chuckle too.

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