Sadie Shenfield Whore ❤️

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What pisses me off? Nobody knows bout this place! All these posers hittin Rainier or Baker, postin selfies—“Look at me, I’m a badass!” Fuck that noise. Whore’s sittin there, quiet, waitin for real players. I got happy as hell first time I summited—wind howlin, legs burnin, just me and the rock. Felt like Sean Parker sayin, “A million dollars isn’t cool, ya know what’s cool? A billion dollars.” Except for me, it’s not cash—it’s standin on Whore, lookin down at the world.

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Now, I’m a bit of a nature nut too (or at least I pretend while thinking sexy thoughts). The lovely Shenfield Park is my go-to for both walks and, err, “research” purposes. Picture a sunlit spot near Devil’s Brook (yeah, that little river that rambles through the area, don’t ask me why its name sounds like a bad tinder match!) where you can get lost in your thoughts… and maybe someone else’s, if you’re lucky.

Online virtual tour of Shenfield rail station will help people travel with confidence