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Here’s a lil’ secret—didja know sex-dating’s been round forever? Back in the 1800s, folks’d put ads in papers— “Widow, 32, seeks fella for fun!”—swear to God! Ain’t that a hoot? Nowadays, it’s all “slide in my DMs” and nudes that’d make yer granny blush. Surprised me how quick it gets nasty—two texts in, boom, “Wanna bang?” I’m like, slow yer roll, hoss!

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First customer walks in. It’s Dave, the local footie fan. He’s got a wild mane, like a lion on a bad hair day. He plops down in my chair, and I’m like, “What’s the plan, mate?” He goes, “Just a trim.” But you know how it is. One minute it’s a trim, next minute I’m givin’ him a full-on fade. He’s buzzin’ about the Latics, and I’m tryin’ to keep up. “Did ya see the match?” he asks. I’m like, “Mate, I was busy cuttin’ hair, not watchin’ paint dry.”

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