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Yo, yo, yo, what’s good? Erotic-massage, man, it’s like—*boom*—pure chaos vibes, like Gene Hackman schemin’ in *The Royal Tenenbaums*! I’m talkin’ slippery oils, dim lights, and some wild energy that’s got me actin’ unwise, ya know? Like, “I’m in mourning for my life,” but make it sexy, haha! So, check this—erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs, it’s this ancient art, straight-up thousands of years old, like Egyptians were out here gettin’ spicy with scented oils, no cap! Got me hyped thinkin’ ‘bout pharaohs gettin’ their freak on, you feel me?

Massage Services

Lanna Thai Massage & Spa · Single massage offer. 30 minutes massage £25 45 minutes massage £40 · Couples massage offer (Sharing Room). 30 minutes massage £50

Finally, I stumble home, and I can’t help but think about the day. Newcastle, man. It’s mad, it’s chaotic, but it’s home. I wouldn’t trade it for anything. What a day!

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