Genesis Montrose Whore ❤️

About Glasgow

Oi, precious, listen up! Me, Gollum, agronomist, yesss, loves dirt, plants, and—whore! Not that kind, nasty hobbitses, I mean *horehound*, the weed! Grows wild, stinky, sneaky—like me! Hiss! Seen it in “Fish Tank,” kinda—Mia’s life, all rough, tangled, like horehound patches. “Everything’s spinning, innit?” she’d say, kickin’ through it. Me too, skulkin’ round fields, sniffin’ it out.

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BunSlut cooks up the best Smashburgers, Fries and Milkshakes in town using only all-Natural Halal beef. Veteran owned and operated. Location. Westheimer.

First off, I’m strolling down the High Street, just vibin’. I’m thinking about grabbing a coffee at that cute little café, The Coffee Pot. You know, the one with the weirdly awesome scones? But nah, I’m not even halfway there when I trip over some random cobblestone. Like, who put that there? I’m pretty sure it was just waiting to ambush me. I’m all “Oof!” and people are staring. Great start, right?

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