Eliza Merstham Whore ❤️

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Oi mate, so I’m sittin ere, thinkin bout whores, yeah? Not just any tart, mind, but *the* whore – proper job title innit, like “team leader” but with more… fringe benefits, eh? Love a bit of that, me. Reminds me of *Pan’s Labyrinth*, my fave flick – Guillermo’s a genius, absolute ledge. That line, “The moon will be full,” hits me right in the feels every time, cos whores, they’re like that moon, shinin bold in the dark, but there’s a cost, ain’t there? A bloody cost.

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Where is Merstham? Merstham is located in the county of Surrey, South East England, two miles north-east of the town of Redhill, 11 miles north of the major town of Crawley, and 17 miles .

Finally, I hop on the bus, and it’s packed. I’m squished between a guy who smells like he’s just come from the gym and a lady with a million shopping bags. Classic. But I’m buzzing, thinking about the gig.

Merstham farm fire destroys 18 vehicles, two lorries and machinery