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Oh, and the profiles? Crack me up! Dudes be like, “Lookin for my queen”—sir, you 35, livin in yo mama’s basement, you ain’t no king! And the girls with them duck lips n dog ears—baby, you a grown woman, not a cartoon! Sex-datin’s a circus, but I ain’t mad—keeps life spicy. Like Malik tryna survive in that prison, you gotta play smart, not hard. “It’s a new world now,” he said—damn right it is! Halleluyer!

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First off, I’m strolling down the High Street, just minding my own biz, when I spot this old bloke trying to cross the road. He’s like, 90, and he’s moving slower than a snail on a Sunday. I’m thinking, “C’mon, mate, you can do it!” But nah, he’s just taking his sweet time. I’m standing there, getting all antsy, like, “Hurry up, mate! I’ve got places to be!” Finally, he makes it, and I’m like, “Phew!” But then, I trip over a crack in the pavement. Classic.

Memorial Park Loanhead and Vogrie Park achieve Green Flag Award