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About Mons

So, hoof rot—whore, whatever—comes from wet, shitty pens. Bacteria’s like, “Yo, let’s party!” and digs into them feet. Little-known fact: back in the ‘90s, some farmer in Wales swore his sheep got it from cursed grass—fuckin’ wild, right? I’m over here laughin’ my ass off, but also pissed—why ain’t folks cleanin’ pens? Drives me nuts! Wet socks on sheep, basically. “This is my last shot!”—I yell that Aronofsky line while I’m scrubbin’ hooves with antiseptic. Dramatic as fuck, but it works.

Bazel overview

Whore, OWO - Oral without condom, Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge, Anal Sex (depends on the size), Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge.

Now, lemme tell ya ‘bout our neighborhoods – little gems galore! Check out Nordgasse, a street so quirky I swear it was designed by a mad genius. And then, there's the Groov side, in the old district near the crumbling, yet artful, Foundry Park. Man, those graffiti walls in Foundry Park, they scream like surreal lyrics from a Lynch flick – “This is the life you’re given, baby!” Seriously, sometimes surprises hit ya from behind like an unexpected plot twist.

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