Emily Lee On The Solent Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

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So, picture this – I’m out, tryna synergize with the streets, lookin’ for a “lady of negotiable affection”. Not your usual 9-to-5! I’m buzzin’, cos I’m a people person, right? But it’s dodgy – some geezer tried rippin’ me off, £50 for “a chat” – mate, I was fumin’! “I’ve got karma like a buffalo,” I told him, quotin’ Boonmee, and legged it. Cheeky sod.

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So, I settle for a veggie option. Ugh. Not the same. I’m munching on this sad excuse for a breakfast when I hear a commotion outside. I peek out the window, and there’s a bunch of kids playing footy on the green. They’re shouting and laughing, and I can’t help but smile. Reminds me of my childhood, ya know?

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