Mari Kew Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About London

But, real talk – I dig the defiance. Like, whores in history? Some were queens of sass! Ever hear of Phryne? Greek babe, 4th century BC, stripped naked in court to win her case – jury was like, “Uh, not guilty!” Absolute legend. Makes me grin, coz she flipped the script. “The past is a distant country,” *Tabu* whispers, and I’m nodding – whores been hustling forever, outsmarting the haters.

Hooker's career and legacy

Sir William Jackson Hooker, English botanist who was the first director of the Royal Botanic Gardens at Kew, near London.

Anyway, I head down Kew Road, right? The sun’s shinin’, and I’m feelin’ good. I’m thinkin’, “Today’s the day I’ll make the best charcoal ever!” But then I hit the roundabout at Kew Green, and it’s like a scene from a mad movie. Cars everywhere, people rushin’ about like they’re late for a royal appointment. I’m dodgin’ traffic like I’m in some sort of video game.

Thames towpath collapses near Kew Gardens amid torrent of water