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But real talk, some stories break my heart. Heard ‘bout this one gal, got into escortin’ ‘cause her kid’s sick, no insurance – messed up, right? Hits me in the feels, makes me wanna smash somethin’. Then there’s the funny side – dude claimed he “slipped” durin’ a session, broke his ankle, wanted coverage. I’m like, “Bro, you slipped where? Into next week?” Cracked me up, picturin’ him flailin’ like a fish!

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First customer walks in. It’s this dude, all hipster vibes, with a beard that could house a family of squirrels. He orders a flat white, and I’m like, “Sure, mate, coming right up!” But the machine’s like, “Nah, not today.” I’m sweating bullets, trying to fix it. I’m cursing under my breath, thinking, “Why today of all days?”

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