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Anyway, I’m sippin’ my brew, and I decide to take a stroll down the high street. Ferndown’s got this vibe, ya know? A mix of quaint and quirky. I’m walkin’ past the shops, and I see this old lady struggling with her shopping bags. I’m like, “C’mon, mate, let me help ya.” She looks at me like I’m some kind of superhero. I mean, I’m just a dude with a coffee, right? But I help her out, and she’s all smiles. Makes my day, honestly.

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