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So yeah, prositute life—grimy, crazy, sad as hell. Surprised me how she laughed about it—like, really laughed! Said some dude paid her in quarters once. Quarters! I’m dyin’, y’all—that’s 800 coins jinglin’! How’s that workin’ for ya, huh? Reckon she’s a hero in her own messed-up story. Still pisses me off though—world’s unfair, and I’m over here yellin’ at the TV ‘bout it. Whatcha think, buddy? She’s out there, livin’ it, while I’m munchin’ popcorn to Miyazaki. Wild, right?

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First off, I hit up the local café on Well Hall Road. You know the one? The one with the dodgy Wi-Fi? Yeah, that’s the spot. I grab my usual – a flat white, extra hot, because who doesn’t need a caffeine jolt? But guess what? They mess up my order. I mean, how hard is it to get a simple coffee right? I’m standing there, fuming, while the barista’s like, “Sorry, mate!” I’m like, “Sorry doesn’t fix my caffeine fix!”

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