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I get happy seein’ folks connect, tho—little sparks flyin’, real cute. But the fakes? Oof, grind my gears! One time, this buddy of mine got stood up—waited an hour, poor sap. I told him, “They kept it from us, but we found it!”—straight outta *Spotlight*. Truth is, sex-datin’ can be a gamble. You might score, might flop—keeps ya guessin’!

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After that, I had to make some calls. You know, the usual. “Hey, Mr. Smith, your portfolio’s tanking.” Fun times. But then, I got a call from a client in Linlithgow. She was panicking about her investments. I mean, I get it, but c’mon! It’s not the end of the world! I told her to chill, but she was like, “I can’t sleep! My stocks!” I wanted to say, “Girl, it’s just money!” But I didn’t. Gotta keep it professional, right?

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