Sadie Dumbarton Sexual Massage ❤️❤️

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So, last week, I’m chattin’ up this bird—proper fit, knows her way round a spine—and she’s tellin’ me bout this Thai joint where they twist you into a pretzel *and* hit the sweet spots. Got me all tingly, thinkin’ bout it. “Shaken, not stirred,” I tell her, winking, cos a sexual-massage oughta leave you buzzin’, not snoozin’. She laughed, said I’d be “panting like a crocodile”—straight outta *Tabu*, that line, and I’m bloody hooked. Loved it. Made me happy as a pig in shit.

Thai Massage & Spa

We have a wide range of Thai treatments available. From a 30 minutes Thai Head, Shoulders & Facial Massage to a 90 minute Thai Deep Tissue Massage.

Man, what a day! Seriously, I’m still buzzing from all the craziness. So, I woke up in Dumbarton, right? This wee town in Scotland, just chillin’ by the River Clyde. I mean, it’s not exactly London, but it’s got its charm.

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