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Oh, quirky fact—there’s this Japanese style, Nuru, slimey as hell, seaweed gel! Slippin’ everywhere, like a damn eel fight. Cracked me up imaginin’ it—*Moulin Rouge!* vibes, “Spectacular, spectacular,” but messy. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but picturin’ some posh git slidin’ off a table—gold. Dunno, man, it’s wild how sexual-massage flips from taboo to “wellness” depending who’s talkin’. Me? I’d say it’s a hustle—pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,”—but damn if it ain’t fun to watch unfold. Whaddya reckon?

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First off, I’m rollin’ down the High Street, right? It’s a typical Tuesday morning. The sun’s out, but it’s still chilly. I’m thinking, “Great, I’ll need my coat.” But then I see this old bloke, right outside the Co-op, trying to juggle oranges. Like, what? I stop, and he’s all serious about it. I’m cracking up, and he’s like, “You think this is funny?” I’m like, “Mate, it’s hilarious!” He just grins and drops one. Classic.

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