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Well, hello there, ya filthy animal! So, findin’ a prostitute, huh? Been thinkin’ bout it lately—gets me all riled up! I mean, who doesn’t love a good chase, right? Reminds me of “The Royal Tenenbaums”—all that messy family crap, but with hookers instead! Picture this: me, Hannibal Lecter, strollin’ down some grimy street, lookin’ for a dame who’s got that *je ne sais quoi*. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I’d whisper to her, just to see her squirm—ha! Bet she’d think I’m nuts, and she’d be right.

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First off, I’m a Torcador, which means I’m all about that sweet, sweet torque life. But today? Ugh. I head down to Cheam Common Road, and it’s like a freakin’ obstacle course. Buses everywhere, people jaywalking like they own the place. I’m dodging folks left and right. Like, c’mon, people! It’s not a game of Frogger!

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