Vanessa Carryduff Brothel ❤️

About Glasgow

So, brothels—shady joints, right? Used to be legal in King’s Landing ‘til some prude lord fucked it up. Little known fact: old Rome had ‘em marked with dick carvings on walls—navigation for horny sods! Imagine that, eh? Bloke stumbles in, reeking of ale, follows a cock-etched arrow straight to a lass. Genius, really. Gets me smirking—simpletons and their cocks, always the same.

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But then, I remember my training. I’m all like, “Focus, mate. You got this.” I step up, and the crowd’s goin’ wild. I’m dodgin’ and weavin’, and it’s like a dance, ya know? But then, BAM! I trip over my own feet. Classic me, right? The crowd gasps, and I’m like, “Oh no, not like this!” But I roll back up, and the bull’s just lookin’ at me like, “Really, dude?”

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