Mari Bo'ness Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Bristol

She tell me story, listen this – she once sleep with guy who own pet snake, right? Snake escape, bite her toe, she scream, “Get it off, you idiot!” Very funny, I laugh so hard, almost drop beer! Little fact – whore say she make more money in one night than me in month. I’m like, “WTF, that’s nuts!” She wink, “I got skills, baby.” Skills? Hah, she got balls, I tell ya!

First off, I hit up the local café, The Coffee Pot. Best brews in town, no cap. I’m sippin’ my latte, and boom! This guy spills his entire cuppa on me. Like, come on, mate! I’m not a mop! I was fuming, but then he starts laughin’ and says, “At least it’s organic!” I couldn’t help but chuckle. Only in Bo'ness, right?

Bo'ness United through in Lowland League Cup after hard-fought Albion Rovers win