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Once had this chick, right? Masseuse with hands like a freakin angel. She’s rubbin me down, and I’m thinkin, “This is art, man.” Slow strokes, deep presses — got me hard as a rock and floatin at the same time. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this shit with olive oil and a side of orgy. True story! Called it “massage with benefits,” ya dig? Made me happy as a pig in shit, but then — bam! — she charged me double. Pissed me off, man, I was fumin. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I growled in my head, imaginin her boss on a platter.

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And you know what? I wouldn’t trade it for anything. This little town, with its quirks and characters, it’s home. Even if it drives me mad sometimes. Here’s to more crazy days in Bircotes! Cheers!

In pictures: Footfall increases in Harworth and Bircotes as town's inaugural food and drink show is held