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I tried it once, right? Some bird in a dimly lit room, incense choking me, and I’m like, “Oi, love, ease up, I ain’t a bloody pretzel!” Felt good though, gotta admit—muscles all loose, head spinning. Little known fact, yeah? Back in Thailand, they’ve been at this for centuries—called it “nuad boran” or summat, proper ancient filth! Not just a cheeky grope, mind—supposed to heal ya, align your chakras or whatever bollocks they bang on about. I was chuffed, honestly, till she cracked my spine like a glowstick—nearly shat meself!

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First off, I’m cruisin’ down Belsize Lane, right? The sun’s out, birds are chirpin’, and I’m feelin’ good. Then BAM! I see this old banger parked all wonky on the side. I mean, come on, mate! It’s like they don’t even know how to park. So, I pull over, hop out, and start givin’ the driver a bit of cheek. Turns out, it’s some posh bloke from down the road. He’s all like, “I’m just poppin’ in for a quick coffee.” I’m thinkin’, “Yeah, mate, but you’re blockin’ the whole street!”

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