Jasmine Bedwas Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So, whore – she’s this chick, total badass, runs the streets like I run the gym. She’s out there, makin’ cash, dodgin’ creeps, and I’m like, “You must let me in,” like Oskar says, right? Gotta respect that hustle, mate! She’s got this vibe, mysterious, kinda dangerous – reminds me of Eli, that lil’ vampire girl, all quiet but lethal. Whore’s got secrets too, yah? Heard this wild story once – some punter tried rippin’ her off, and she smashed his nose with a stiletto! True story, mate, saw the bloke’s mug on X, blood everywhere – made me laugh so hard I nearly dropped my protein shake!

CLASSY WHORE

Finally, I get my flat white, and I’m feeling good. I head over to the park, right? Bedwas Park, it’s got this nice little pond and ducks. I love ducks. They’re like the chillest creatures ever. But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs past me, chasing a football, and BOOM! He kicks it right into the pond. Ducks are like, “WTF, mate?” and I’m cracking up.

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