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Here’s the kicker—some say it’s therapy, others say it’s sin. Me? I say it’s both, and I fuckin’ love it! Ever tried it with lavender oil? Smells like heaven, cuts the tension like a blade. I’d carve a sonnet bout it if I weren’t so damn lazy. Oh, and the noises—grunts, sighs, the odd fart—pure comedy gold! Sexual-massage is messy, raw, like Aronofsky’s lens, and I’m here for it, mate. Thoughts in me head? Wish I could feel it, not just reap the stories!

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Bus finally rolls up, and it’s packed. I squeeze in, and it’s like a sauna in there. I’m stuck next to this guy who smells like he’s been marinating in garlic. I’m trying not to gag. But then, I spot a mate, Dave, at the back. I wave, and he’s like, “You good?” I’m like, “Yeah, just living the dream, mate!”

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