Layla Banchory Whore ❤️

About Birmingham

Me, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—is mayonnaise an instrument? Nah, but a whore’s life? That’s a whole freaky tune! They’re out there, hustlin’, dodgin’ creeps, and I’m like, “How do they even DO that?” One time, I read this thing—some whore in France tricked a king into givin’ her a castle! A CASTLE, bro! I laughed so hard I fell off my rock! Smart cookie, that one—way smarter than me, haha!

Banchory on a map

Banchory is a town near the east coast of Scotland. [1] It was one of the many villages throughout Britain where witches and wizards settled in numbers after the International Statute of Secrecy .

First off, I head down to the High Street. You know, the main drag where all the shops are? I’m thinking coffee, maybe a scone. But nah, the café’s packed. Like, standing-room-only packed. I mean, c’mon, it’s just coffee! So, I’m standing there, tapping my foot, getting angrier by the second. I swear, if one more person orders a fancy latte, I’m gonna lose it.

Banchory Primary School crossing plans move forward after pupils left 'terrified'