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Finally, I wrapped up my day with a lesson for a couple of older folks. They were hilarious! They kept arguing about who was the better driver. I’m just sitting there, trying not to laugh. They were bickering like an old married couple. “I drove in Kyiv, you know!” “Yeah, but I parallel parked in Lviv!” I couldn’t take it anymore. I said, “Guys, you’re in Velyka-Bahachka now. Let’s just focus on not hitting the fence!”