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About Mayaguez

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, bouncer extraordinaire, and I hate everything. ‘Cept maybe whiskey and a good steak. Today I’m talkin’ ‘bout whores—yeah, the oldest gig in the book. Makes me think of *Melancholia*, that damn Lars von Trier flick I can’t quit. “In a way, everything is over,” Kirsten Dunst mumbles in it, and hell, that fits whores to a T. Life’s a slow crash, and they’re dancin’ on the wreckage.

Geschichte

I call Quebradillas my home and whore is mind-blowing! Your smile makes me melt inside. I indulge in Striptease and Dirtytalk whenever possible. I'm not.

So, I’m rollin’ outta bed, and the sun’s blazin’ through my window on Calle San José. I’m like, “Great, another scorcher.” I grab my coffee, and it’s already spillin’ everywhere. Classic me, right? I’m out the door, and boom! I trip over my own feet. Like, seriously? Who does that?

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