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Right, so—how’s it work? You’re scrollin’, heart thumpin’—bit like me at PMQs dodgin’ Starmer’s jabs—profiles poppin’ up, “busty blonde, 24, loves a laugh”—blimey, sounds like a right sort! *The Secret in Their Eyes* again—“Memory is a mirror that lies”—cos them pics? Dodgy filters, mate, catfished worse than a Thames eel! Made me proper cross once, turned up expectin’ a stunner, got a lass who’d seen better days—felt like I’d been mugged off by bloody cupid himself!

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But wait, it gets better. I decided to walk it off, ya know? So, I head towards the plaza. There’s this festival going on. Music blasting, people dancing, and I’m like, “Finally, some good vibes!” I joined in, trying to dance, but I tripped over my own feet. Classic me. Everyone laughed, and I just laughed too. Gotta roll with it, right?

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