Paisley Epsom Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Hastings

Pissed me off tho—slipped me hook twice before I nabbed it. Kept thinkin’, “You little tease, stop playin’ hard to get!” Took me three hours, hands froze, rod bent like it’s gonna snap—fuckin’ drama queen of the sea! But when I got it? Oh, shagadelic joy! Heavy bastard too, near 20 pounds—exaggeratin’? Maybe, who cares, felt like a damn whale! Smelled rank tho, like old socks and seaweed—yuck, made me gag, but I was chuffed.

Elizabeth Shelby

Epsom is a residential town of about 31, people in Surrey, 15 miles south west of London, just outside the metropolitan boundary of Greater London. Its racecourse is home to the Epsom .

So, I finally get to the job site on Greenlane West. It’s a sweet little bungalow, but the owner, bless her heart, is a bit of a handful. She’s all like, “Can you make it look like a Pinterest dream?” I’m thinkin’, “Lady, I’m a carpenter, not a magician!” But I nod and smile, ya know? Gotta keep the peace.

22 and 24 Bowling Avenue, Epsom, Auckland City