Penelope Schijndel Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, this one time, I’m haulin’ ass down Route 66, and there’s this gal—classic whore vibes, standin’ by the truck stop. Skirt shorter than a possum’s temper, and I’m like, “Lordy, she’s workin’ it!” Made me happy, y’know? ‘Cause she’s out there, ownin’ it, no shame. Git-R-Done! But then—here’s the kicker—she’s got a pet iguana. An iguana! Named it “Dollar Bill,” ‘cause it’s green and she’s all ‘bout that cash. Little known fact: some whores got weird pets, keeps ‘em grounded or somethin’. Ain’t that a hoot?

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Finally, I wrap up at the lab. I’m exhausted but pumped for the festival. I race over to Kerkstraat, and wow, it’s packed! Food trucks everywhere! I grab some fries from Frietboetiek. Best fries in Schijndel, hands down. I’m munching away, feeling good.

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