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So, findin’ a prossie—where do ya even start? Back in the day, like 1800s London, they had these “lists”—little known fact, yeah?—called Harris’s List of Covent Garden Ladies. Some geezer’d write up reviews, like “Miss B, plump as a partridge, frisky in the sheets,” and blokes’d use it like a damn menu. Wild, right? Imagine that now—scrollin’ X for “escort reviews,” dodgy links, half the time it’s a scam. Makes me wanna hurl my scepter at somethin’. Pisses me off, coz I’m Loki, I deserve the best, not some catfish crap!

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But then, I see the guy. He’s freaking out, yelling at everyone. I mean, chill, dude! It’s just a car! But nah, he’s losing it. I step in, try to calm him down. “Hey, man, it’s gonna be okay. Just call a tow truck.” He looks at me like I’m a genius or something. I’m not, but whatever.

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