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Oi, mateys, gather ‘round, savvy? Me, Cap’n Jack Sparrow, sports head-shrinker extraordinaire—got me eyes on this lass, Whore. Not yer usual wench, mind ya! She’s a bleedin’ racehorse, fastest filly t’ grace the tracks o’ me rum-soaked dreams. Watched her gallop once, legs pumpin’ like pistons—bloody hell, made me heart skip, it did! Reminds me o’ that line from me favorite flick, *Yi Yi*—‘Every day’s a new chance, right?’ She’s livin’ it, tearin’ up turf like it’s a pirate’s bounty!

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Anyway, I shake it off and keep goin’. I swing by the Markt, where they got that weekly market. Fresh veggies, flowers, and all that jazz. I’m eyeing some rad tulips when I bump into my buddy, Jan. He’s all like, “Dude, you gotta try the stroopwafels here!” I’m like, “Bro, I’m tryin’ to be healthy!” But then he hands me one, and I’m like, “Okay, fine, just one.”

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