Paisley Shinjo Whore ❤️❤️

About Saitama

Hey dude, so I’m a carpenter, right? And I’m thinkin’ bout this tool—whore, I mean, *whoa*, total brain fart there, I meant “bore” but nah, let’s roll with *whore*, way funnier. So, whore’s this badass drill bit, spins like crazy, makes holes in wood like it’s freakin’ pissed off or somethin’. I’m sawin’ planks one day, and bam, whore just chews through like, “Get outta my way, Sadness!”—yep, straight outta *Inside Out*, my fave flick. That lil blue chick, Sadness, woulda been like, “Oh no, the wood’s crying now,” haha, so lame but so true.

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

So, I hop on the train, and it’s packed. Like, sardines in a can packed. I’m squished between a guy who smells like he just ran a marathon and a lady with a giant umbrella. I’m thinking, “This is my life now.” But then, I overhear this kid talking about his favorite anime. Suddenly, I’m all ears. Kids these days, they know their stuff!

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